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How Well Do You Know Me?

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 25, 2015, 11:29 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Somebody Kill Me - The Wedding Singer OST.
  • Reading: The Girl With The Painted Face - Gabrielle Kimm.
  • Watching: The Simpsons.
  • Playing: Halo CE Anniversary.
  • Eating: Pizza.
  • Drinking: Pepsi.
I saw this meme and I decided to steal it for myself - had to alter a few questions, but other than that everything else is in it's original form.

The prize is I'll write you something if you get the highest score.
So good luck, guys! :D

( 2 Points ) My real name:
( 4 Points ) My last name:
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:
( 2 points ) How old am I:
( 3 Points ) Who was I in a previous relationship with:
( 2 Points ) What is my horoscope sign:
( 2 Points ) How long have I been on DA for?:
( 2 Points ) Where do I live:
( 4 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:
( 3 Points ) Do I drink:
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:
( 2 Points ) How many:
( 1 Point ) Do I like 'em:
( 4 Points ) What's one of my favorite things to do:
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
( 2 Points ) What's my favorite color:
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote OR VIDEO GAME QUOTE that I love:
( 5 Points+ on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

Bonus (all worth 1 point) :
My Birthday:
My favorite animal:
My favorite color:
My favorite number:
My favorite letter:
My favorite band(s):
My hair color:
My eye color:
My height:
How long I've been writing for:
What three Freelancer Agents have I created:
What was my original DA name before I changed it to British-Prophetess:
The one place in the world I'd love to be:

77+; how
70-77 Points; HOT DAMN.
60-69 Points; DANG DARN GOOD
50-59 Points; You did okay!
20-49 Points; less than okay but you did good.
00-19 Points; Do you even know me lmao


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I'm Never Gonna Get The Goddamn Bandana Skull!

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 21, 2015, 3:46 PM
  • Mood: Steaming
  • Listening to: Silence.
  • Reading: The Girl With The Painted Face - Gabrielle Kimm.
  • Watching: Red vs Blue Season 13.
  • Playing: Halo CE Anniversary.
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Nothing
Trust me, I've been trying to get the stupid Bandana skull all fucking day long right now and it cost me having my xbox lead being taken away from me for God knows how long all because I was getting extremely frustrated/angry. True, it's a game but oh dear Lord, I'm ready to hit someone - preferably in the face...

I've been playing Halo CE on the xbox ever since Friday night and I've made progress. Good news is I'm halfway through the campaign on Heroic, but the catch is I'm not doing the missions in chronological order. Last night I finished off Two Betrayals and Guilty Spark missions - I really enjoyed them as the Two Betrayals mission was challenging in some areas but overall fun, and on the other hand I survived the other mission with no deaths. All the frustration could have been avoided altogether today and I could have had my xbox lead as well if it wasn't for the fact I decided to check the game's achievements online. Seriously, all of this ties in with the Bandana skull I was trying to get.

Alright, so I had my eye on the achievement where you have to get through the Library mission on Heroic with no deaths at all. Now two months ago I completed this level already, but I wanted to give it another go purely because of how fun this achievement sounded. From what I've read, other people recommended that in order to achieve this, it's best to have the Bandana skull activated and your main weapons should be a shotgun and a pistol. Fortunately I consider myself to be good with both guns, and when it comes to the rocket launcher Flood it's common sense to take them out from a distance with the pistol and move to the side if they fire a rocket my way.

When I loaded up the game I checked my skulls to realise I haven't got the Bandana skull. In total I've got 4 skulls and overall there are 13 skulls in the campaign to unlock. I know for a fact you get two achievements - one for unlocking half the skulls and the other for unlocking all of them. Personally I don't know how many skulls to get out of 13 to get the achievement for the former due to the fact 13 is an odd number. I mean, it would make sense if there were 14 skulls you had to collect and you had to find 7 before reaching the halfway point. I don't know how many skulls you have to get to get that achievement, so if anyone can enlighten me on that, then it would be most appreciated.

Back to the story, I thought it would be okay to retrieve the Bandana skull before attempting the no deaths achievement in the Library mission. I discovered that the Bandana skull is located in the Silent Cartographer mission. What I didn't know is it's actually very difficult to get that skull due to the fact it's in a very awkward/out of bounds place and you have to do a grenade jump to propel yourself on top of the ledge, which overlooks a fucking big-ass chasm that spells death with a capital D. For those of you who have managed to get the skull already, I'm confident you know what part I'm talking about. For those who don't, then look for it on youtube. I really can't be bothered explaining it in detail as it brings back so many painful failures that happened earlier on.

For the record I'm absolutely shit at grenade jumps. In fact I've never seen the point in them as they're very hard to pull off correctly and you got to get the timing right without blowing yourself up in the process. I've only done a grenade jump once last year to get the achievement where you can't set foot in a Warthog/vehicle in the second mission. And trust me, trying to grenade jump that mini chasm, the same one you jump in the Warthog to get out of the Forerunner cave to get to where the rest pf the lifeboats are spread out, was so frustrating even after repetitively watching a youtube video on how to do it. In the end I nailed it - what's more kickass was the fact I was attempting this level on Heroic so you can imagine how long it took to walk to every lifeboat and fight the Covenant in some places.

Because I didn't fancy dying most of the time and the chances of getting stuck in some places, I decided to play the Silent Cartographer mission on Easy. I have to admit I haven't played Easy in such a long, long time now due to the fact I prefer sticking to the other three difficulties to test out my skills and improving tactics in the long run.

Thanks to youtube I found out there were other methods in getting the Bandana skull without resorting to a grenade jump. Were the easy? No, of course not. God only knows why not one of them worked for me personally - all they done was got on my fucking tits, which added to my anger. I tried to do four methods in trying to obtain the skull (and yep, that also included the damned grenade jump) and they all failed me.

This is the 1st method I tried to implement:



I followed all of his instructions. I threw a plasma grenade which managed to overturn the Warthog fully and then I jump on top, look at the Warthog's wheels to the point the message comes up with "Press X to flip Warthog." Problem is when I press the X button I glitch through the ceiling for like half a second before landing back in the corridor. What makes me laugh and pisses me off in the process is the man who done this video says it's the easy way in getting the skull when I've tried his method at least 8 times and I can't fully glitch through the ceiling to get on top of the ledge to where the skull is. The skull is there because I seen it there with my own two eyes when I glitched through the ceiling and then came back down again. I mean, other people who has commented on the video said that they managed to do it on their first try. So what the fuck am I doing wrong then? I just don't understand it whatsoever!

This is the 2nd method I done (another one featuring the Warthog.) I suggest you skip to 7:40 and watch until the end to see his technique:



Twisting and turning and in general maneuvering the Warthog around in the Forerunner building isn't too bad. I mean, I managed to squeeze it through one of those tight doorways to reach the room where that control panel is. However I can't seem to back the Warthog so the rear end is protruding outwards the outer ledge like he does at 8:40. Every time I do it I can only touch the entrance when I'm reversing back - I can't get it through the spot and that's an important part due to the fact it will help me with a grenade jump from being on the back of the Warthog. The bloke said in his guide that you have to be persitent in wiggling the Warthog through that tight spot at the end, however I was giving it everything I got and I couldn't back it out fully. I tried hopping out, either using frag grenades at the front or simply hitting it with my gun and nothing would budge it. In the end I lost my patience - it's a bit like squeezing blood from a stone.

3rd and 4th methods - rocket launcher jump and grenade jump:




Not much to say other the fact with both methods I can't seem to get the timing right at all. Both are equally difficult as far as I'm concerned. I have no idea if geometry comes into the equation in order to nail the jumps because at times I was trying to figure out the best position to throw my grenade/jump and shoot my rocket. Believe me, I've used both frags and plasma grenades - I've even crouched down, throw the grenade at the floor and then try to time the jump right before it explodes. Hell, I've lined myself up and throw the grenade forward and then run towards it to gain height. After so many endless attempts I don't have enough boost so that my feet can touch the upper platform/ledge. When I'm not exploding to death, there have been times in which I have gained height but I find myself short off the ledge and I basically end up falling to my death.

And after using all these four methods, I am none the wiser. It's fucking impossible to get this damned skull and I'm close to calling it quits. I have no idea when my mum will decide to give me back my lead so I can't continue with my progress at all. Hell, I can't play any of my xbox games and what sucks is I haven't played the new game I bought on Saturday which is The Evil Within.

For those who have got the Bandana skull already, you have every right to be smug about it. Know this - I am so fucking envious of you right now for good reasons. But I do have a question: why is it you find it so very easy to obtain the skull while I've tried four different methods from youtube and every one of them ended miserably? Just tell me, what am I doing wrong? Better yet, I challenge you to come up with a method that I can easily pull off. Because guess what? These four methods I have tried is a fucking crock of shit.

So go on, tell me what I'm doing wrong. Advise me because apparently I suck giant balls at this part of the game.

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Sorry I haven't been on in like a week - I had an anxiety/panic attack on Thursday evening due to one big argument and the stress got to me badly. I've been relaxing ever since then and now I'm all better :)
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Throwback Thursday's
On the supposed trend recently.
While everyone is hopping
On the already packed bandwagon,
I just stand there like
Someone has carved a statue
Out of me, wondering just
What the hell is this craze.

Where did it come from?
What exactly is its origins?
I must have crawled out
From underneath my rock
Because this is all new to me.
The infection has spread,
It's a worldwide pandemic,
Yet I seem to be immune.
Today's Throwback Day
This is a poem for April 16th in celebration of National Poetry Month 2015.
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16. I'm Safe Here (16/4/15)

I refuse to leave,
Nobody can pry me from
The safety of my
Bedroom; I'd rather stay in
My bubble than suffer more.

15. It All Catches Up (15/4/15)

A night owl always
Suffers when she has the same
Routine of staying up
When it cuts into sleeping
Time; maybe she should learn fast.

14. First Love, First Game (14/4/15)

I met my first love
Through my first fighting game; strange
How these things work out.

13.Not Knowing What To Write (13/4/15)

Staring half dead at
A computer screen; sometimes
The words fail to come.

12. Beckoning Gloom (12/4/15)

I am not always
Happy-go-lucky as you
May think I am; at
Times the darkness compels me.
I brood, I return stronger.

11. Odds Wasn't In Our Favour (11/4/15)

Remember we were
Untouchable, how we grinned
And laughed when others
Took bets of us not lasting;
I wonder how rich they are.

10. A Warning To Thieves (10/4/15)

Withered, gnarled hands; they
Rot like infested tree trunks -
End your thieving ways.

9. Changing Faces (9/4/15)

If I paint my face
A different colour, would you
Recognise the change?

8. Evaporated Feelings (8/4/15)

No more decaying,
I am now a free woman,
Watch me walk ahead.
Nothing falls from the sky, all
Of the mist has disappeared.

7. Rusty Dancing Techniques (7/4/15)

My skills aren't what they
Used to be; at times I step
A little too fast,
Missing the arrows - that or
My foot has went out of bounds.

6. Who Are You To Judge? (6/4/15)

You wouldn't like it
When I point out your flaws, so
Why do it to me?

5. Unintentional Request (5/4/15)

All I asked for was
His love; he thought I wanted
The world, so he fled.

4.Nature's Innuendo (4/4/15)

Positively
Phallic, bananas are large;
Gooey, moist inside.
Somehow they remind me of
Wide grinning half moon crescents.

3. Perfect Metabolism (3/4/15)

I possess the body
Most girls would kill to have; slim,
Delicate, firm.
I enjoy my food, my weight
Never going up or down.

2. Beware Of The Shark (2/4/15)

A born predator;
The tattoos gives it away.
Fire chokes the sea.  

1. The King Of Mischief (1/4/15)

April makes fools out
Of people; Loki does that
All bloody year round.
April HaikuWriMo 2015
My entry for 2015 April HaikuWriMo for :iconthe-haiku-club: If you're interested in learning more about this project that I'm taking part in, here's the journal: 2015 HaikuWriMo: Open
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Just to let you know I'm going to be writing a haiku or a tanka for every day for this month, so I'll be updating this collection on a daily basis. Not only that I'm doing this project, I am also doing NaPoWriMo otherwise known as National Poetry Writing Month. So yeah in terms of writing, it's going to be quite frequent this month and I'm looking forward to it.

So, here are my Author's Note/Explanations as to each haiku/tanka I have written this month:

1. Seeing it's the first day of April, otherwise known as April Fool's Day, I thought it would be appropriate to write this. And nope, I wasn't referring to Loki from Marvel Comics, but I'm more or less talking about Loki, the god of mischief from Norse Mythology. I bet if Loki existed in real life, he wouldn't play pranks on people for only April but all year around :XD:

2. This is dedicated to all my fellow Red vs Blue fans out there. Like many of you last night I seen the first episode of Red vs Blue Season 13 and when I was watching it I got really excited - a few times I practically squealed with delight and went into one of my fangirl moments :D The question that we're all asking is this: Who is the mysterious prisoner that was revealed at the end of the episode? Plenty of people have said it's Shark Face/the Flamethrower Insurrectionist due to the shark tattoos on his body. So, hence that's why I wrote this haiku.

3. Honestly, I consider myself lucky to have such a good physique. It's not from working out or anything; but it's genetic/natural. An added bonus is when I eat I don't put any weight on.

4. I really despise bananas, but you want to know something funny? While I hate the fruit I actually like banana milkshake. It doesn't make sense, right? :lol: I know when people look at bananas they often see them as phallic objects as they kinda resemble a penis. But I like to think outside the box, especially when you can compare them to the shape of a half crescent moon.

5. I guess this is a haiku about unrequited love/rejection. All of us have loved someone who didn't love that - even I have a long time ago. It's kinda heartbreaking when you profess your feelings to them and they shoot you down :(

6. It's a well known fact that I hate being judged - I do enough of that when it comes to my inner critic weighing me down. But when you really think about it, people wouldn't like it if the roles were reversed on them.

7. I realised that after having two bowling games with mum not so long ago, my skills are a little rusty while playing the Dance Mat game. It does bring back old fond memories of playing the game so often when I was a teenager, but I kinda wished I maintained the talent :XD:

8. For the past few weeks or so I've noticed I've been more happier and nothing seems to get down. Compared to the first few months of this year where I've had bouts of depression, everything seems to be more brighter. Everyday I'm finding new things to be grateful for. :)

9. I have no idea how this come about. I guess it has something to do with the title of the book I'm currently reading, which is The Girl With The Painted Face. This haiku is free to interpretations, so tell me what you make of it :)

10. Well, this one is more or less dedicated to my brother. This morning we have found out that he has stolen one of my dad's DVDs and when he was confronted about it, he denied the claims and was being downright rude. He has stolen many things from his own family over the years and let me tell you, I'm not impressed with him. To steal from your own fresh and blood is just low - if only his hands will wither, then maybe that will stop him for good.

11. Well, this tanka is all about heartbreak from a relationship going wrong. Have any of you experienced other people saying "I bet you're not going to last long with him/her" and they ended up being correct despite your attempts to prove them wrong?

12. There have been times in which I have felt really depressed/down in the dumps due to many reasons. But then again I can call myself a survivor as I decide to do something about it and try and cheer myself up. And only then do I begin to enjoy myself in life.

13. Sometimes I have no idea on what is the best idea to write about, especially when I'm doing this challenge along with National Poetry Month. So yeah, when you think about that I'm writing two poems per day and I don't want to sound repetitive when it comes to poems. Does anyone get that sometimes?

14. :iconkrimsonfury: you have done it again, damn you! CURSE YOU! Yeah, so Nick and I were having a conversation about the Soul Calibur series. Actually we both met each other on FanFiction in September 2007 through our love of the Soul game series and from there throughout the years we have known each other we had been on and off romantically. What struck me right now is the fact that Soul Blade/Edge was the first fighting video game I loved when I was 8 or 9 and it introduced me to my first love when I reached the age of 20 :P

15. I'm definitely a night owl, that's for sure. I stay up late most nights and I should know by now that it catches up on me sometime and it effects me. I think tonight calls for an early-ish night.

16. I'm not in a happy place right now. My mum and my brother have been arguing for hours straight and it's affecting me to say the least. I have now a headache and not only that, but the right hand side of my jaw/gums is aching like hell. It took me a long time to eat my dinner and I have no idea what to do. It's like I'm trapped in Hell right now and I have no one to talk to. :(
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Hi everyone!

My name is Kayley, but most call me Kay for short. I'm 26 years old and I hail from this town called Dagenham in England. I'm proud to be half Irish as I'm a descendent from the well-known Mulvihill clan back in Ireland.

My birthday is 3rd November. I share a birthday with one of my favourite video games character, Seong Mina from the Soul Calibur series. My Western horoscope is Scorpio and my Eastern horoscope is a rabbit.

:bulletred: :bulletblue: Proud owner of my 1st Red vs Blue group: :iconprojectbloodgulch: :bulletred: :bulletblue:


book love stamp by Eirene86RvB Fan by CaptainTimberscorpio STAMP by peterdzign:thumb77232589:Llama Collector by ClefairyKidThank You... by jennyleigh Realise Those Who Are More Important by British-Prophetess Why Am I Slow? by British-Prophetess New Way Of Saying Being Single by British-Prophetess

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How Well Do You Know Me?

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 25, 2015, 11:29 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Somebody Kill Me - The Wedding Singer OST.
  • Reading: The Girl With The Painted Face - Gabrielle Kimm.
  • Watching: The Simpsons.
  • Playing: Halo CE Anniversary.
  • Eating: Pizza.
  • Drinking: Pepsi.
I saw this meme and I decided to steal it for myself - had to alter a few questions, but other than that everything else is in it's original form.

The prize is I'll write you something if you get the highest score.
So good luck, guys! :D

( 2 Points ) My real name:
( 4 Points ) My last name:
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:
( 2 points ) How old am I:
( 3 Points ) Who was I in a previous relationship with:
( 2 Points ) What is my horoscope sign:
( 2 Points ) How long have I been on DA for?:
( 2 Points ) Where do I live:
( 4 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:
( 3 Points ) Do I drink:
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:
( 2 Points ) How many:
( 1 Point ) Do I like 'em:
( 4 Points ) What's one of my favorite things to do:
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
( 2 Points ) What's my favorite color:
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote OR VIDEO GAME QUOTE that I love:
( 5 Points+ on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

Bonus (all worth 1 point) :
My Birthday:
My favorite animal:
My favorite color:
My favorite number:
My favorite letter:
My favorite band(s):
My hair color:
My eye color:
My height:
How long I've been writing for:
What three Freelancer Agents have I created:
What was my original DA name before I changed it to British-Prophetess:
The one place in the world I'd love to be:

77+; how
70-77 Points; HOT DAMN.
60-69 Points; DANG DARN GOOD
50-59 Points; You did okay!
20-49 Points; less than okay but you did good.
00-19 Points; Do you even know me lmao


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Please send me a note or leave a comment on my page if you are interested in asking a request from me or if you want to do an art trade with me.

REQUESTS:

Here are the things I'm willing to do:

:star:Poems.
:star:Drabbles/Ficlets.
:star:One-shots (very short stories)
:star:Red vs Blue fan fiction.

ART TRADES:

As for an art/literature trade I will request a drawing from you and in return I will write a piece of literature of your choice. Another option is that we both write something for one another.

Please DO NOT ask for any kinds of drawing requests because I have no talent when it comes to drawing. I ONLY take literature/writing requests.

Track Progress of Projects For OthersI finally devised a plan to show my progress development of my works. Please bear in mind that this is not for my OWN personal projects such as any works that I do for myself. These are for requests purposes and other things like that.
I will be updating this almost every day. I think this will help me in organisation. Also it will serve as a record for me if you look at it that way.
Week 1: 30/7/12 - 5/8/12
:star: Finished off all the stamps for the 'First 25 comments gets a free stamp request' project.
:star: Finished off all the stamps for the 'First 10 comments gets a free stamp request' project.
:star: Finished off all the stamps for the 'First 12 comments gets a free stamp request' project.
:star: Done 57,000 kiriban prize for :iconXxDOAITBxX: (An acrostic poem of her DA name and also a stamp request.)
:star: Done 48,000 kiriban prize for :iconyumigetsuei: (An acrostic poem of her DA name.)
:star: Done 49,000 kirban prize for :iconMarthnely-chan: (An acrostic poem of her D

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Please DO NOT thank me for sending you a Llama badge. They are usually a small gift that I give to people.

I would prefer it if you returned the favour by sending me a Llama badge rather than thanking me.

It gets a little tiresome reading "Thank you for the Llama badge!" all the time.

Oh, and for those who send me a note in regards to the Llama badge I will simply mark your note as spam.

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:icondancingshadow1105:
DancingShadow1105 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm happy to have you back! :3 I hope everything goes well form now on ^w^
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:iconturbok1000:
TurboK1000 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How do I post fiction, Stories?
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:iconxoxaerisxox:
xoxaerisxox Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much for the llama! :D <3
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:iconartsyneko-chan:
ArtsyNeko-chan Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
your art feature is suddenly blocked to me is it because im leaving and you cant stand me too
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:iconbritish-prophetess:
British-Prophetess Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm sorry, what? I have two art features going up in the forums - one is for the normal members (meaning everyone on DA) while the other is for the Premium Forums. You're not a Premium Member, so you don't have access to their forums - that's why it's coming up as a block.

And most importantly, I have nothing against you. So I don't understand why you think I can't stand you when I haven't said that in the first place.
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