RvB: Random Character Fun Meme

Torture time: OC version

Pick 15 Ocs (They can belong to a friend, someone you've created, be characters you like, people you hate)

Now pick 15 unlucky people to try to survive this meme:

1) Tennessee
2) Hawaii
3) York
4) Kiera
5) Colorado
6) Lars
7) Washington
8) Tex
9) Billy
10) Maria
11) Calvin
12) South
13) Wyoming
14) Caboose
15) Tucker

#1. 6 seduces 1! 2 saw it all from to beginning to end! What the hell happens?!

Lars: That's it, Rosa. Now spread your legs a little bit more further, honey.
Tennessee: I'm not that flexible, Lars!
Hawaii (eye twitches while curls up in a small ball in the corner of the room): I'm gonna poke my eyes out with a fucking sharp needle!

#2. 5 wants to kidnap 2 but 15 tries to stop them. Is 15 successful or do they suck so bad they fail?

Colorado: Get the hell in the Warthog, Ethan, or else I'm going to have to hurt you!
Hawaii: Say what?!
Tucker (comes running up to them) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy there. Wouldn't you rather be a lover than a fighter?
Colorado: Tucker, if you're not out of my sight within the next five seconds then say goodbye to your precious dick!
Tucker: Um, you've made your point quite clearly! See ya! (dashes away)
Hawaii: Oh, fuckberries!

#3. 7 and 8 make out but 10 walked in. WHAT HAPPENS?!

Washington (pinned up against the wall while Tex passionately kisses him): Tex, I thought you were dating Church...
Tex: Like I give a damn about that pathetic cockbite right now!
Maria (walks in by accident): Oh God, I hope I'm not disturbing anything!
Tex: You are, so get the hell out!
Maria: Sorry! (rushes out of the door)

#4 14 and 13 go to a bar and get drunk. 4 has to pick them up. What happens?!

Caboose (tries to snuggle up to Wyoming but ends up falling onto the floor): I'm okay! I'll just take a nap right here.
Kiera: Come on, you two – it's time to leave. Haven't you had enough? (reaches out a hand to help Caboose up)
Wyoming (drunkenly stands up and staggers around): Bah! Where did I put my blasted sword? Now I can't help St George to face this God-forsaken dragon woman!
Kiera (sighs) Just my luck...

#5. If 10 has to save either 11 or 3. Who do they choose?

Maria: I'm sorry, York, but I'm going to have to save Calvin. He's my team mate after all. Besides, I don't know whether you're a spy in disguise or something like that.
Calvin: Maria, don't you think that's a little harsh?
York: Oh, don't mind me. It's not like I'm going to survive anyway as I get shot by that damn Wyoming!

#6. 7 falls on top of 4 and kisses him/her. What does 4 do?

Kiera (stares at Washington with a funny look)
Washington: What? It was an accident!
Kiera: But I was hoping Calvin would do that! You stole his kiss, you idiot!
Washington (mutters under his breath while shaking his head): Women...

#7. 5 walks in on 1 showering, what happens?

Tennessee (covers herself with her hands): Don't you believe in knocking, Jackie?
Colorado (glares at Tennessee) Yeah and don't you believe in locking the door, Rosa?

#8. 4 and 6 are fighting! What happens?

Kiera: You know something, Lars? You can treat Calvin with a bit more respect rather than mocking him half of the time.
Lars: Oh come on, Kiera. I know that Calvin is a pushover and an arse kisser. (smiles) Even you know that as well!
Kiera: I refuse to listen to this! (covers her ears with her hands)
Lars (in a loud voice): What's more is that he's a male virgin and he probably doesn't want to use little Calvin!
Kiera: Still not listening!

#9. 9 and 4 are at a party but 3 runs into them drunk. What happen?

Kiera (smiling while cheering): Go, Billy! Work that body!
Billy (dances hyperactivity): Hell yes, I am the dancing King!
York: Guys, can you tone it down just a little? You're both making a scene.
Billy: You're just saying that because you ain't got no rhythm! Show me your moves, man!
York: Why me?

#10 6 caught 5 wearing a sexy outfit. How does 6 react?

Lars (grins flirtatiously): You want a stud, baby? Because I'll guarantee I will ride you long and hard throughout the night.
Colorado (knocks Lars out with a single punch) Asshole! It's no wonder Rosa hates your guts.

#11 4 and 9 eat some apple pie, but 9 is allergic to it, what does 4 do?

Billy: Yo, Kiera. Can I ask you something?
Kiera: Sure.
Billy: Are those apples in this pie?
Kiera: Yes. (looks more closely at him) Why do you ask?
Billy: It's because I'm allergic to apples...(grips the table to stop himself from collapsing)
Kiera (shocked): Why didn't you tell me this before? And to think Lars told me you liked apple pie. Oh God, we have to call the doctor!
Billy: Yeah, you do that...Wait a minute, so Lars was behind this?

#12 10 is going to marry 4 in a marriage arranged by 1. How would this end up like?

Maria: Me marry Kiera? Are you out of your mind, Rosa?!
Kiera: I agree. Besides, Maria is engaged already and her and I are like sisters!
Maria: Who are you and what have you done with our Captain?
Tennessee (sighs deeply): Look at the date and see why. It's 1st April today...
Maria: Oh no! You're not going to get out of not answering our questions!

#13 Anyway, 11, 13, 2 and 6 are sitting around eating breakfast when 6 suddenly wins a 6 beer and cake tour of Sweden, except he/she has to take 11, 13 and 2 with him. How does this end up?

Wyoming: Can somebody tell me why I'm eating breakfast with this fruitcake, a sissy and a surfer wannabe? Bah, another good morning spoilt!
Lars: Shut up, you upper-class snob. No one asked you for your opinion anyway! (shakes head) I've just won a free trip to Sweden for a beer and cake tour. Catch is I have to take all of you with me.
Calvin: Count me in!
Hawaii: I'll only come if we ditch Wyoming, preferably in a explosive mine.
Lars: Deal! (grabs hold of Wyoming and marches him out of the door)
Wyoming: Unhand me, you rough lout!

#14 OH NOES! 12 died! How does everyone react?

Washington: That's for shooting me in the back, bitch!
Hawaii: She deserves to rot in hell.
Colorado: I guess turnabout is fair play.
Tennessee: Good. She had it coming to her.
York: Even though she wasn't a very nice person, she didn't really deserve that.
Tex: Meh, whatever...
Wyoming: I hate to say this, but I agree with Tex on this.
Tucker: Dammit, I could have asked her out!
Caboose: Washingtub did it! It wasn't me who killed the lady.
Maria, Billy, Lars, Kiera and Billy: Who the hell is South anyway?
South: To hell with you, bitches!

#15 The meme is finished. What are they going to do now?

South: Just you wait and see, David. I'm going to haunt you from the grave!
Washington: I suppose I have to go and find the Meta now...
Wyoming: This was just a mere waste of my precious time.
Caboose: Uh, can someone help me? I'm lost!
Tucker: Caboose, you're such a dumbass. You're already outside Blue Base!
Tex: Might as well kick Church's ass now.
Hawaii: Anyone wants to play twister with me?
Tennessee: Alright, I'll play!
York: Same here.
Colorado: What is it with your obsession with Twister, Hawaii?
Lars: Can I invite you two ladies to drink coffee with me?
Maria: Fat chance of that happening, Lars!
Kiera: Yeah. You really went too far when you were slandering Calvin behind his back, Lars.
Calvin: Wait, what did Lars say about me?
Billy: Not to mention Lars tried to kill me with the apple pie. That's so uncool, dude!